A preacher told his wife, Honey I've been preaching for 30 years and I can't think of anything to say to the congregation this week. She replied “don't worry, it will come to you.” Sunday morning on the way to church, she asked him “what you going to talk about?" He responded "mule riding.” She said “mule riding? You don’t know anything about that. I’m just going to stay in the car.” He gets out and it comes to him… he can talk about sex and marriage instead. When church let out, a woman walked up to the Pastor’s wife and said “that was the best service ever.” The wife replied “I don’t know what he told you, but he’s only done it twice and he fell off both times.”