Submitted By: Russ from Traverse City 

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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada

and park themselves on a barstool.

One of them says to the bartender,

“Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip.

I’m John’ and he’s Jim. Two Molson

Canadian beers, draft please.”

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward,

tries to make polite small talk while pouring

the beers. “Been on holiday yet lads?”

       “Off to England next month,” says John.

“We go to England every year, rent a car

and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?”

Jim agrees.

       “Ah, England!” says the bartender.

“Wonderful country …  the history, the

Beer, the culture …”

       “Nah, we don’t like all that BS,” says John.

“Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us,

Eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English

they’re so arrogant and rude.”

“So why do you keep going to England?”

Asks the bartender.

“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”