Submitted By: Pamela from Lake Ann

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?, she asked. "Hunting flies," he replied. "Oh, killed any?, she replied. "Yep,3 males,2 females, came the answer. Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?" Husband: "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."