Submitted By: Lynn in Traverse City

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In the morning Tom called his boss; boss I'm not coming in today I got a headache, stomach ache and both my hands and legs hurt so I'm not coming into work. The boss replies; you know Tom I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and ask her to give me relations...that makes me feel better and I can go to work...you should try it. 2 hours later Tom calls; boss I followed your advice and I feel great!

By the way you got a nice house