CHARLIE D'S JOKE OF THE WEEK
Submitted By: Daniel B from Lake City
Did you hear about Forrest Gump dying?
When he got to Heaven, Saint Peter said before I can let you in, you have to answer some questions. Forrest said ok, shoot. St. Peter asked How many T's are there in a week? Forrest answered Two… today and tomorrow. Ok Forrest. how many seconds are there in a year? Twelve... Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd, etc. … Ok, Forrest, what's God's name? Oh that is easy, he said, It's Andy I learned that in a song. And He walks with me, and He talks with me and He tells me I am his own.