CHARLIE D'S JOKE OF THE WEEK
Submitted By: Russ from Traverse City
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada
and park themselves on a barstool.
One of them says to the bartender,
“Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip.
I’m John’ and he’s Jim. Two Molson
Canadian beers, draft please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward,
tries to make polite small talk while pouring
the beers. “Been on holiday yet lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John.
“We go to England every year, rent a car
and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?”
“Ah, England!” says the bartender.
“Wonderful country … the history, the
Beer, the culture …”
“Nah, we don’t like all that BS,” says John.
“Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us,
Eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English
they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why do you keep going to England?”
Asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”