Submitted By: Betty from Wellston

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A BLONDE WALKS INTO A BAR WITH 2 HUGE DOGS ON A LEASH. THE BAR TENDER SAYS, "WOW", IMPRESSIVE. THOSE ARE TWO OF THE BIGGEST DOGS I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE. WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?"

 

THE BLONDE REPLIED, "TIMEX, AND THIS ONE IS ROLEX."

 

"INTERESTING", THE BARMAN REPLIED. "WHY DID YOU NAME THEM THAT?"

 

"THEY'RE WATCH DOGS", SHE REPLIED.