MINERVA’S MORNING SHOW JOKE OF THE WEEK
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?” The little girl said, “I don’t know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”
The next day, Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.”
The next day Grandma died. The father thought, “This kid is in contact with the other side.”
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the Dad heard her say, God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.” He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night. He was nervous as a cat at the office the next day watching the clock.
He figured if he could get by till midnight he would be okay. He felt safe at the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day, he stayed there , drinking coffee , looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work this late, what’s the matter?”
He said, “I don’t want to talk about it. Ive just spent the worst day of my life.”
She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my tennis pro dropped dead right in the middle of my lesson!”
This “Joke of the Week” submitted by Joe Brzezinski of TC