Husband’s text message to his wife:
“Honey, a car hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They’ve been doing tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head was very strong; fortunately, it seems that did not cause any serious injury, but I do have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg, and…they may have to amputate my right foot.”
“Who in the ^@%#(bleep) is Paula??”
This “Joke Of The Week” submitted by Joe Brzezinski of TC
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